Next year, I’ll be smart like the guys I saw in the Target parking lot.
- I’ll stand in line at 4AM.
- I’ll get the latest toys and electronics.
- When Target sells out of the latest & greatest stuff, I’ll resell those items to desperate consumers.
- As a bonus, I’ll offer the original gift receipt.
- Of course, I will charge a 20% handling fee.
I love America for its entrepreneurial spirit.