Business Travel: I'M DOIN IT WRONG


I’m weirdly germaphobic when it comes to hotel rooms. I assume the worst. I prepare myself to be grossed out on every business trip.

I have important questions.

  • If the grossest part of a hotel room is the remote control, what does that say about the toilet?
  • I wear flip flops in hotel rooms and in the hotel shower. If I take them off at any point, will I come in contact with skeevy foot fungus germs?
  • What’s more effective at killing bed bugs: shrieks of horror or stomping around and flailing a pillow?

I need answers, people.

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