I’m weirdly germaphobic when it comes to hotel rooms. I assume the worst. I prepare myself to be grossed out on every business trip.
I have important questions.
- If the grossest part of a hotel room is the remote control, what does that say about the toilet?
- I wear flip flops in hotel rooms and in the hotel shower. If I take them off at any point, will I come in contact with skeevy foot fungus germs?
- What’s more effective at killing bed bugs: shrieks of horror or stomping around and flailing a pillow?
I need answers, people.