Did You Work, Today?


All across America, unproductive employees stood around the office and talked about Obama. Never to miss an opportunity to be liked by our coworkers, Human Resources professionals jumped right in and stopped working.

America, it’s true that Barack Obama is a uniter and not a divider!

Admit it. Nothing was accomplished in your office, today, because you ate leftover Halloween candy and talked about the election. Then you went out to lunch, came back to the office, and talked about local races.

There’s always tomorrow, dudes. Don’t sweat it.

Previous post:

Next post: