Edwards Warns of 'Corporate Democrats'


I like John Edwards for myriad reasons.

  • His boyish good looks and his hair.
  • His experience as a successful trial lawyer.
  • His willingness to stick it in the eye of the status quo.

I absolutely love how he is willing to take on Hillary as the candidate who is in the pocket of Corporate America and Big Pharma; however, John Edwards will need Corporate America and Big Pharma in his pocket if he wants to win the general election.

My advice? John Edwards should hire me as his personal liaison to the Fortune 500 companies. I’m nice, I like money, and businessmen like to flirt with me and tell me about their failing marriages. I’m sure that I could help John Edwards gain the endorsement of CEOs with a few Human Resources horror stories, a giggle, and a couple of martinis.

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