F@%k It Friday: Phobias


I want to hear about your irrational fears because I have a few.

I am afraid of showering in other people’s bathrooms. I am afraid of touching bodily fluids in a hotel room. I am afraid that I will get herpes if I drink Pepsi from a can — so I use a straw. I am afraid that Al Qaeda is out to get my cats. I’m pretty sure that I will get H1N1 and the bird flu from riding subways and trains. I don’t mind clowns and spiders, but I hate ants.

What about you? What’s your biggest irrational fear? Are you ablutophobic?

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