The guy who won the ginormous lottery owed $30,000 in back child support. What a dick. Why does it always feel like lottery winners don’t deserve it?
If I won $338MM, here’s how I would spend it.
- I would fund one abortion clinic in every state. This is not a joke. This is important.
- I would donate to local, state and federal politicians who support mandatory spay-neuter legislation in America.
- I would work on anti-hunger programs.
- I would have weekly massages.
- I would send some of my younger relatives to college.
- I would not tell anyone I won.
Maybe I did hit the jackpot. You’d never know.
How would you spend your lottery jackpot?