F@%k It Friday: Are You Average?

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564527238_db1f5b042a_mFrank Roche told me, “This economy is not a friend to the average.”

Whoa. Snap. I’m not good at math, but this sucks for most of us.

I am unbelievably average, which is why I like to draw attention to myself and distract you from my ordinariness. I’m good at handling cats who are stressed out and peeing. I can organize the hell out of a team. I can hold a good meeting. Don’t ask me cook or do anything crafty. I’m lost.

I wonder if there’s anything you do that’s above average? Are you good at something? Can you sing? Tap dance? Can you wiggle your ears?

Now’s the time to tell us if you have mad skills.

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