Happy 2010, suckers. Welcome to a depressing new decade of unemployment. Hooray!
I want to know two things on this festive Friday.
- Did you break a resolution, yet?
- Did you have any weird drinks, last night?
I once spent New Year’s Eve eating jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon. We made the shots with citrus vodka and strawberry jello. Let me tell you something: that shit was gross going down and coming back up.
Happy New Year!