F@%k It Friday: Luggage

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Dudes, I am in need of some new luggage.

I have old Delsey luggage. A few other kinds. Can’t remember. Scrubby peed on a piece of luggage so that went into the trash. Then I lost a small suitcase in this house. It is here. Somewhere. Apparently I live in a magical, cavernous castle.

So what do you use? What brands do you love? I would buy LV or Prada but that junk doesn’t last and I think baggage handlers purposely spit on fancy luggage.

Seriously. I do. I believe that. Because I would spit on fancy luggage if my union contract was renegotiated and I earned less than a robot monkey.

Whaddya recommend for luggage? Let me know!

 

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