F@%k It Friday: Fruit

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This is the most random thing in the world but I am not a big fan of fruit.

First of all, I was raised by wolves who fed me bananas and bologna. Sometimes we had those Pillsbury crescent rolls.

Secondly, I am allergic to fruit that grows on trees. It’s the dumbest allergy in the world because I actually do like apples. Those are death to me, though.

If I had to rank the fruit I like, it goes something like this.

  • Clementines
  • Normal oranges
  • Pineapple
  • Pomtinis

Or something like that.

I’m not a woman who will pick up a citrus fruit as a snack but I will drink OJ and screwdrivers.

What about you? It’s citrus season. What’s your preference?

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