Then go wish your boss a Happy Bosses Day — if you want to look like a total dork.
Every day is boss day, suckers. Your boss gets a paycheck and a bonus. No need for a Hallmark Card. Seriously.
Want to do something nice for your boss? Be productive. Do your job. Refrain from complaining for a few hours. Don’t call him a clock watcher or a micro-manager behind his back.
I know, I know. It’s much easier to send the boss a Hallmark card.