Human Resources

Day Off

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F@%k It Friday: Sweet, Salty or Sour?

OH MY GOD I HATE SOUR. Fake sour makes me want to gag. Sour gummi worms. Sourpatch kids. Crappy sour mix in a margarita. Yuck. Gross. Gag. I like sweet stuff. Sugar x100 is the best thing in the world but even ‘fake’ sweet is okay in my book. My favorite is salty. No wait, [...]

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Cowards and Tragedies

A couple of months ago, I watched a guy drink too much whiskey at an airport lounge. He slurred his words and said all kinds of obnoxious shit. Then I was lucky enough to get on the same plane with him where a flight attendant served him several beers. When he stepped off the plane [...]

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Seven Habits of The Cynical Girl

I think The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People is some hoakey shit. Honestly, it’s a little  too invasive and Christian for my taste in business books. But as I look back on my career, I see that I really employ the first three habits in my life. And that’s what keeps me from stabbing some people in [...]

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Map Making and HR Online Social Influence

I was once told that Laurie Ruettimann should be at the top of every influencer list. How can I disagree? She is pretty fabulous. And a list came out that just named her the number 3 most awesome blogger in the universe. How fabulous! Except it’s not. With heavy heart, I traveled all the way [...]

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Profilling. Assumptions. Hoodies.

The Trayvon Martin case breaks my heart. If you haven’t heard about it, a young kid was identified as a ‘threat’ and killed by a self-appointed neighborhood watchman. Other facts. The watchman says it was self-defense. Wasn’t arrested at the time of the incident, either. Has a history of calling the cops and reporting suspicious [...]

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Monday Morning HR Humor: The Real Mitt Romney

You act like you’ve never seen a Mormon before. My dog is on the roof!

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The Week Ahead

Hello! Happy Sunday & stuff. This week might kill me. I am off to San Diego for the ERE Expo. This is the infamous conference where I announced to the world that I was Laurie-fucking-Ruettimann. A hashtag was born. And then Lance sent me back to my hotel room. Thank god. #LFR What are your [...]

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F@%k It Friday: Ooops

Ooops.  I miscounted my blog posts and I forgot to write something for today. Oh well.  I’m fired. This has got to be the first time this has happened. What stupid mistakes have you made lately?

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Birth Control and Your Job: The Ultimate Interview Question

Lots of talk about birth control and work in America. We are actually having four conversations. Whether or not it’s okay for private employers who get federal taxpayer exemptions — like the Catholic church — to decline to provide birth control coverage on private health insurance plans to female employees. Whether or not it’s okay [...]

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They’re Watching You At Work

I’ve told this story a million times. Years ago, I had the opportunity to speak at Google as part of the first Recruiting Innovation Summit. It’s a great event. That day, Laszlo Bock came on stage to kick things off. He talked about how every employee experience at Google — from eating to drinking to pooping — [...]

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Social Media Tips for Speakers at Conferences

It’s HR conference season, baby. They say that life is entirely sales. I’m not sure I believe that — but I do believe that every encounter is an opportunity to solve a problem, share an idea or tell a story. And when it comes to public speaking, I see so many people waste obvious opportunities [...]

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