I forgot my wallet, today, and apparently Starbucks only takes money — not warm wishes & flirty smiles. Who knew?
So I turned my car around, drove home, and drove back to Starbucks. This whole endeavor took forty-five minutes, but it didn’t matter because this is how I kill time during the day when I’m unemployed.
(This may be the reason why we have global warming, as well.)
The best thing I could do for the environment? Get a job!