I have an absolutely gross cold & ear infection. Ugh.
I miss working, right now, because the best thing about having a nasty cold is calling in sick & watching daytime television. Right now, as the unemployed-punk-rock HR Diva, that holds no allure for me.
Also, I like coming to work and talking about being sick. It’s so much better than talking about my job or your problems.
- Oh my god, this cold is horrible. Here, let me stand in your office and infect you.
- I can’t breathe out of my nose, but I can breathe out of my mouth and spread my germs.
- When I sneeze, it’s yellow. Here — let me show you!
I’m so sentimental when I’m not feeling well.