I'm Sick


I have an absolutely gross cold & ear infection. Ugh.

I miss working, right now, because the best thing about having a nasty cold is calling in sick & watching daytime television. Right now, as the unemployed-punk-rock HR Diva, that holds no allure for me.

Also, I like coming to work and talking about being sick. It’s so much better than talking about my job or your problems.

  • Oh my god, this cold is horrible. Here, let me stand in your office and infect you.
  • I can’t breathe out of my nose, but I can breathe out of my mouth and spread my germs.
  • When I sneeze, it’s yellow. Here — let me show you!

I’m so sentimental when I’m not feeling well.

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