I once worked with a woman who hated her photo ID picture so much that she cut out a picture of Eva Longoria and put it on her badge at work. The security guards never noticed, so my colleague started rotating celebrity pictures on her ID. It was great: she was Beyonce, J.Lo, Britney Spears, etc.
Of course, her actions violated the terms & conditions of our site access policy!
My solution? We should have hired graphic designers with Photoshop skills in our Corporate Security department. Life would have been so much better for me, that’s for sure. My former work IDs needed some professional airbrushing!