Imaginary Stimulus Check


Hey, did you know that you won’t be getting a stimulus check if you were laid off in 2007, received a (kind of big) lump sum severance package, and paid enough in federal income taxes to fund the Iraq war?

If I did receive a stimulus check, I would donate the money to the Obama campaign. Revised: If I received $600, I would probably schedule a day at The Red Door Spa on Michigan Avenue and spend the night at the James Hotel. I might have a few bucks left over to pay for valet parking.

  • What are you doing with your money — real or imaginary?

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