I celebrated my birthday with officemates, last year, who arrived at work with cake & cookies & donuts. It was fun to celebrate my 32nd birthday with sugar and butter, but I suspect they wanted to pay homage to my fat ass.
Maybe they wanted to get on the good side of HR?
This Tuesday, I will turn 33. I plan on eating a box of donuts and a stick of butter in honor of my former colleagues. It’s the least I can do in my unemployment and I’m willing to make that kind of sacrifice!