Lists are the New Black

Last week’s post on Seth Godin had me thinking about how we read blogs, websites, and newspapers. We really like lists. Everything we need to know is researched by smart people and presented into simple slices of content.

“Don’t bother me with nuance. Just give me the main points.”

I wonder if we’ll use lists to teach our children in the 21st century.

  1. The Top 10 Reasons Why Martin Luther King Jr. Was A Pretty Good Guy
  2. Six Economic Theories And What You Need To Know To Make Money
  3. Four Ways Your Body Fights Off Infections
  4. The Five Great Lakes: Because Six is One Too Many
  5. Five Ways To Fight Nazis (and win!)

I once had an editor confess that lists are the most tweeted and retweeted articles on her site…

…so this week I’ll write in nothing but lists.

Sorta.

We’ll see how this goes.

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TheHRD December 5, 2010 at 7:42 am

Noooooooo! I have a post planned for Monday which has a “5 reasons blah blah blah” theme. Now it is going to look like I’m copying you……booo you!

And then @billboorman will tweet something and it will all kick off again! :) (only kidding Bill!)

Might have to change it for something earnest about the benefits of social media for recruitment instead……

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Laurie December 5, 2010 at 10:22 am

DO YOUR LIST!

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Brian McDonald December 5, 2010 at 8:10 am

Lists are gold for blog post and especially Twitter tweets and RTs! Humans love order as well as agreeing or disagreeing with your list results and order. I look forward to your lists that look to be hilarious!

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Laurie December 5, 2010 at 10:22 am

OMG, please. My lists will be lame.

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Steve Boese December 5, 2010 at 10:16 am

I honestly think the ‘list’ posts work because they make the reader feel like they are not just slacking off from work by reading blog posts, and that they might actually learn something useful and practical. But the ‘list’ titles and formats are so forced into spelling it all out it that most of them are really boring. For people that write blogs, and especially read lots and lots of blogs (like maybe 5% of the world), the list posts are tedious. But I get why they are so popular with the occasional reader and the editors of more mainstream and popular sites.

My offering for your series – choose a really famous novel from history and break it down to a ‘list’ post. ‘Gatsby: 5 Reasons Old Money trumps New’, or the like.

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Laurie December 5, 2010 at 10:23 am

Steve, wait, that’s a lot of work. I was hoping for the six reasons why I should fire you or something easy like that.

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John December 5, 2010 at 10:38 am

My list on why your readers should reply to your lists, with lists:

1. HR peeps love creating lists for all types processes. We’ve all seen the really bad/old/outdated photocopy of an internal ones for new hires that keeps getting recycled.

2. HR peeps also love to create multiple personal lists (on paper and electronically).

3. HR peeps (and non HR peeps) who love to procrastinate will just move the items they didn’t complete to the new list and feel like they “did something”

4. When creating a list in PowerPoint, you get to use those snazzy “fly-in’s” and dissolves, adding 10 extra minutes to the presentation and making you look like and ass when you can’t use the remote control correctly.

5. The impending “Zombie Apocalypse” will require anyone who’s not infected with the “Zombie Cooties” to communicate in a list format, or they’ll run the risk of getting shot in the head.

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Laurie December 5, 2010 at 10:50 pm

I don’t even know why I blog. My week is done. Right here.

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Heather December 5, 2010 at 11:26 am

With so many blogs in my Google Reader I’ll admit that I appreciate a short, to the point post. Yours are always pretty succint though, so I’ll be curious to see your list format!

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Laurie December 5, 2010 at 10:50 pm

So far, so painful.

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Janis December 5, 2010 at 11:42 am

While admittedly not as sexy as “Six Reasons Why I Should Fire You,” when you’re ready to branch off into checklist territory , I hope you’ll take a look at Atul Gawande’s The Checklist Manifesto: How to Get Things Right*. Brilliant book, especially for those of us who are charged with doing complex, yet repetitive, tasks and projects.

* Personally, I think it should have been “How to Get Things Right Every Time.”

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Laurie December 5, 2010 at 10:51 pm

Oooh. Nice. Thank you.

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GL Hoffman December 5, 2010 at 1:21 pm

Number One on my What should I write about today? is Steal an idea, preferably from TheCynicalGirl or WhyRUStalking Me or MagnificentBastard or Maddox (http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com/).
Some people read Thoreau, I read the off-kilter.

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Econopete December 5, 2010 at 2:59 pm

Thoreau? Who’s that? :)

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Laurie December 5, 2010 at 10:53 pm
Laurie December 5, 2010 at 10:51 pm

Go read Thoreau!

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Hell N Oats December 5, 2010 at 7:21 pm

“Kiss on My List” was a number one hit for us. Coincidence? We think not.

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Laurie December 5, 2010 at 10:51 pm

It’s perfect.

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Laurie L December 6, 2010 at 9:21 am

Where is the rest of your list of the best things in life? Shouldn’t your post look more like this?:

1. Fuzzy little kittens
2. chocolate
3. the smell of fresh laundry
4. your kiss
5. paid holidays

You get the picture ;-)

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akaBruno December 5, 2010 at 7:57 pm

Lists are too complicated. I want to know when we are moving to hieroglyphics or pictograms. Isn’t a picture worth a 1000 words?

The past is the new future.

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Laurie December 5, 2010 at 10:52 pm

Dammit, I’m spatially challenged. This (new) old trend sucks.

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Kristin December 6, 2010 at 9:20 am

Heh. In the web design world, good “usability” practice incorporates replacing copy with icons whenever possible…an envelope illustration for “sign up for newsletters”, a magnifying glass for “search”, and of course social media icons and RSS feeds. Basically, don’t make the user think too much. Immediate response is best, they need to know exactly what to do and where to go in just a second. So it’s already happening. When it’s done right, the user doesn’t even realize it.

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Martin Snyder December 5, 2010 at 8:38 pm

back in top form, looking forward to some lists.

how about the ten most useless HR sayings, starting with “people are our most important asset” ?

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Laurie December 5, 2010 at 10:52 pm

“At the end of the day…”

That’s not a useless HR saying but I hate it.

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Geekette December 5, 2010 at 9:01 pm

Happy Listivus!!!

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Laurie December 5, 2010 at 10:52 pm

LOL

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Kristin December 6, 2010 at 9:22 am

<!—I love lists! Bring it on!

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Kristin December 6, 2010 at 9:23 am

Boo. It took away my markup. Bad Wordpress.

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Chris Keller December 6, 2010 at 9:56 am

For those of you who love lists, try the ultimate List Universe: http://listverse.com. It’s full of weird and wonderful lists indexed by category. Enjoy!

Laurie, thank you for keeping it real.

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SalesComp December 6, 2010 at 5:01 pm

cracked.com

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Tanya December 10, 2010 at 12:32 am

Reminds me of this article:

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/27/world/27powerpoint.html?_r=1&hp

Similar phenomenon.

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