Marriage + Unemployment


The husband and I are sitting in the living room with dueling laptops — playing Scrabulous on Facebook. Yes, our marriage is THAT awesome.

We’re also watching television.

  • Laurie: Did you hear that Murtha endorsed Clinton?
  • Husband: Murtha? Really?
  • Laurie: Yeah, does that surprise you?
  • Husband: What’s she doing in politics?
  • Laurie: Huh?
  • Husband: Didn’t she just buy Emeril?
  • Laurie: Not Martha, dumbass. Murtha. Jack Murtha.
  • Husband: Oh, that makes much more sense.

We’re totally deaf, I guess.

Did I just get a glimpse of our future as old people?!

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