Monday Morning HR Humor: Consultantspeak

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Someone sent me a link to the Web Economy Bullshit Generator, and I think it’s a great tool for those of you who are writing resumes and/or selling your services to new clients. Need an elevator speech? Use the bullshit generator.

Here’s my new pitch.

Laurie Ruettimann is a seasoned Human Resources consultant who morphs global paradigms, enables scalable initiatives, and facilitates interactive ROI.

Who are you?! Give me your pitch.

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