Monday Morning HR Office Humor


Top 10 Comments From The Annual Review Process (sent to me by a pformer co-worker).

  1. Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
  2. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
  3. I would not allow this colleague to breed.
  4. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
  5. When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.
  6. He would be out of his depth in a puddle.
  7. This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
  8. He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
  9. This colleague should go far – and the sooner he starts the better.
  10. This colleauge is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

(This is a late afternoon joke because the stupid interwebs hate me.)

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