I may be losing my mind, but I can’t find my black fleece and I just spilled coffee (the new Pike’s Place Roast!) all over the center console of my car.
There is a point in unemployment when you lose all functionality. You don’t eat right, you don’t sleep properly, and you can’t pick up a book because your attention span is too short.
Today is the day when I hit that point — the lowest of all low-points — and I’ve completely lost my ability to multi-task.
Honestly? That’s kind of awesome. I hope I never recover.