My Corporate Dreams Circa 1989


When I was a kid, I thought that the pinnacle of success would be working in an office where I would be a ballsy chick who wears navy blue suits and a bustier.

Like Madonna in this video.


My job would be located in an art deco building where I work with good-looking guys and we would do important things. Things that make money. Things that run the world.

I would be the boss, of course. I would sing, dance, and be all sexy & vulnerable with my super-cute haircut. The guys in the office would respect my intelligence but love me for my super-fly body.

I am really sad to report a few things:

  • I am not joking around. Unfortunately, I was a super-huge dork and this is really how I envisioned my adulthood when I was 14.
  • Madonna’s music & video do not stand the test of time.
  • I am still looking for the perfect job where I can wear navy suits, a bustier, and act ballsy.

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