National Holidays


Monday is MLK Jr Day here in America. Here’s what I don’t understand about national holidays — why are we giving (already undereducated) American kids the day off school so they can hang out at the mall & cause trouble?

I hate sounding like Bill O’Reilly, but these kids aren’t in school enough. Parents aren’t demanding excellence from their children or their school systems; today’s kids have the attention span of crack whores; and teachers spend most of their time on discipline and papework.

Give the day off to the postmen, the bank tellers, and the garbage man. They work hard. Your kids? Keep the freakin’ rugrats in class!

[Side note: Brought to you by yet another childless liberal who wants to tell you how to raise your kids. See! I’m not Bill O’Reilly. Hooray!]

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