Kate’s done it, again, with another story on her BMI Project via Reuters.
I’ve done it, too! I’m picture number six of sixteen. That’s totally going on my resume.
Also, here’s a picture of my overweight body from a party, this weekend. That’s me with a new sweater dress – size four and a little too big – and a Starbucks apron (courtesy of an awesome family member who is helping me to achieve a lifetime goal of working as a barista for $7.25/hour plus tips).
This is no joke, but it seems like staph is the new bird flu, which was the new meningitis, which was the new shark attack.
HR advice for Monday: don’t forget to get your free flu shots at work, people!
Here’s my prediction of Jay Leno’s joke –
“Of course they don’t listen anymore, ladies. They’re getting what they want.”
It’s unfortunate because I want the stock to rise at least $4 in the next 30 days. That probably won’t happen with all of this lovely pharma news as of late…
Also, the husband said, “I took that picture. I should get a photo credit!”
Here you go, baby. You get credit for marrying well.
I guess they need another team building exercise to increase profits.
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