I flinch when I tell people that I am unemployed, so now I’m saying, “I write for a website.”

I’ve also said, “I work from home.”

Additionally, “I consult.”

This period of my life is helping me to better understand what it feels like when I reorganize a department and eliminate jobs. It’s not that I didn’t have any empathy before my unemployment — but I didn’t have the kind of deep understanding that I have, right now.

I’m bigger than Human Resources (thank god), but the role of Corporate Slacker is tough to shake.

He also says:

  • “I am not a Republican.”
  • “I am not supportive of Christian family values.”
  • “I will not win re-election to the Senate in 2008.”

Then he says, “Psych! I’m totally gay.”

Craig says ‘I am not gay’ – Yahoo! News

Take II: Pageant contestant re-answers question

After being stumped by a Miss Teen USA pageant question on live television Friday night, Lauren Caitlin Upton’s confused, mangled response has been drawing a lot of attention.

The 18-year-old got a chance to redeem herself Tuesday on NBC’s “Today” show when she was again asked why one-fifth of Americans can’t locate the U.S. on a map.

“I would love to re-answer that question,” Upton said. “Well personally, my friends and I, we know exactly where the United States is on our map. I don’t know anyone else who doesn’t. And if the statistics are correct, I believe there should be more emphasis on geography.”

Your boss doesn’t think you have leadership potential. He won’t tell you, though, because he doesn’t want to demotivate you and get less work out of you.

A celebrity who finds Jesus during times of trouble is like an employee who is caught stealing and claims a mental health disorder. Both want forgiveness, and neither claim has any credibility.

Michael Vick: I Found Jesus And Turned My Life Over To God – Original Sports: The Post Chronicle