Corporate wellness programs are a crock of shit.
No data? No ROI? No way I’m losing weight for my company!
You can take your paternalistic, nanny-state policies and stick them in your pie hole.
The one thing that might make me reconsider and support a corporate wellness program? Daily massage.
You could try to pay me $200/month to make an effort to stay away from alcohol and transfats and I would say, “Thanks but no thanks.”
Offer me a daily massage? Deep tissue? In the nude? With lavender and peppermint oils? Well that’s another story. If you make an offer to nationalize health care and include in-offices massages as part of the overall legislation, I might tell you that I’m making a concerted effort to avoid bacon and vodka.