Proclomation of Martyrdom


Be it known that on this day, the sixth of December MMVII, that Laurie Ruettimann — heretofore known as a lazy, unemployed bum — is awake at seven-nineteen ante meridiem.

Furthermore, in recognition of her martyrdom at being awake before nine o’clock ante meridiem, she is considering going back to bed for a few more hours.

[Update: Aforementioned martyrdom has been nullified by the newly discovered fact that Laurie Ruettimann returned back to bed at eight-forty-five ante meridiem and slept until eleven. Dudes, there is nothing to do at 7AM when you’re unemployed!]

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