St. Paddy's Day Round Up


irish-1.jpgSomeone asked me if I wished I were 25 years-old and could go drinking at a bar on St. Patrick’s Day and have a green tongue.

I thought about it and realized that I’m 33 years old, unemployed, and I can drink constantly. I have no boundaries. Nothing stops me from celebrating St. Patrick’s Day on a daily basis. I can develop a nice case of cirrhosis with very little difficulty. (Thanks, George Bush & the crappy economy.)

Erin Go Liver!

PS – Leprechauns are totes creepy, yo.

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