Thanksgiving Meme

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Gobble gobble.

  1. Where will you be celebrating Thanksgiving this year? In my kitchen.
  2. Will you travel to get there? Yeah, about 20 feet.
  3. How much time, if any, do you have off work for the Thanksgiving holiday? I have to get back to my coach and very important job as unemployed HR blogger by 3PM on Friday.
  4. Are you going to be cooking? No way. I got married so I wouldn’t have to cook for myself.
  5. Will you have turkey or something else? We’re having turkey and stuffing. I don’t question the cook. I just show up & eat.
  6. Do you ever go out to a restaurant for Thanksgiving dinner? Sometimes, but I hate crowds and buffets are germy, yo.
  7. Do you eat Thanksgiving dinner earlier, later, or at the same time as you usually eat dinner? I’m usually drunk so I can’t remember.
  8. Will you go to a church service on Thanksgiving day? No. Way.
  9. Will you, or have you ever, volunteered at a soup kitchen serving Thanksgiving dinner? No — I volunteer with homeless animals, not homeless people.
  10. Do you enjoy cranberries? Yuck, no.
  11. Will you get a free turkey from anyone this year (employer, grocery store bonus program, etc.)? No, but I had to pass out free turkeys as part of my job in Human Resources back in 2000. My back still hurts.
  12. What are you thankful for? See previous post.
  13. Will you watch the Macy

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