Brace yourselves, Suckers. It’s not all good news around the water cooler even though — technically — we’re not in a recession. (Whew!)
Did you hear the big announcement that Japan is almost out of butter?!
Oh. My. God. It’s the end of the world as we know it. How do you feel?!
I, for one, am freaked out. While smart people are quibbling with George Bush on the semantics of a recession, I’m busy hording fuel and stocking up on butter, rice, and anything else with fat & carbs.
Join me, will you? Let me know — what are you hording in anticipation of the upcoming apocalypse?