The Week Ahead

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Hello, everyone. Happy Sunday. I skipped my high school reunion and I am in Texas for a wedding. Ken is with me. No, hell hasn’t frozen over. We are being social and supportive of my colleague, Lizzie, who is marrying a nice guy.

Wait, maybe hell has frozen over.

OH SO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I AM WEARING TO A SUNDAY NIGHT WEDDING IN 100 DEGREE HEAT?

Thank you for asking. I am wearing a Ralph Lauren brown faux wrap paisley jersey dress. I brought my Donald J Pliner shoes that I wore to ERE Spring 2010 (remember those, Carmen?) and I also brought my brown Frye boots because, dafuq, you can totally wear boots in August.

I’ll be tweeting and Instagramming photos.

Apart from the wedding, I will look like a hobo all weekend long.

This week I’ll be writing about Paul Ryan and the armpit of America that is Janesville, WI.

  • It’s the kind of place that makes Sheboygan look upscale.
  • Janesville is where you aspire to move when you think that Beloit is just a little too urban.
  • You live in Janesville because you can’t quite cut it in Oconomowoc.

Yes, I can do this Wisconsin shit-talking all day.

 

 

 

What’s up with you and your week? Anything new?

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