Wednesday (revised) HR Office Humor: Employer of Choice

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Found this on a spammy website & thought it was kind of funny. I’m both cynical and geeky enough to think that “reduced lunch breaks for fat employees” will become a way of the future as employers try to stupidly minimize health insurance costs.

Uh, because skinny people don’t get sick and use health insurance?!

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PAY RAISE

1. It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes, a Giorgio Armani suit or carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay raise.

2. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a pay raise.

3. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a pay raise.

SICK DAYS

We will no longer accept a doctor

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