Twitter + work = interesting.
I really fucking hate my boss. I hope he chokes on all that dick he sucks.
— Morgan Shepherd (@_morganshepherd) May 2, 2013
The only thing I hate about my new job is having to tie my hair back.There’s only ever 1 reason you should need to tie your hair back for.
— JoJo (@JOHALLiow) May 4, 2013
My boss is an asshole forreal. I’ve been working here for almost a year and I ask to leave early cause is my grandpa bday and he acts dumb
— Keyani S. Perez(@Keyani_xoxo) May 3, 2013
I hate when my mom says “clean your room, the cleaning lady is coming tomorrow”I thought that was her job…
— Corey Kacurov (@YungKuch) November 1, 2012
Whenever my boss is a dick, I just smile quietly and remember how tight his wife’s ass is.
— Goolicker (@goolicker) June 13, 2011
If you didn’t want me to sleep at work, maybe you shouldn’t have given me the paycheck to buy the drugs w/ in the first place. Work’s fault.
— Gordo (@gorrdano) February 4, 2013
Goals today = get money, fack beeechis smoke weed……..I mean am going to work at a kitchen then go home and watch tv and sleep
— Maxim Bady (@MaximBady1) March 14, 2013
Grow some balls RT @msnarain Dear hot girl at work who just passed my cubicle, what is the procedure to ask you out?
— Karthik H (@vetti) September 14, 2011
Drug test time! #cakewalk
— Brett Graham (@DjBGraham) May 3, 2013
Sometimes I hate my job. The last few years has been one of those times.
— Jennifer Noelle (@Jenwastar) January 3, 2013