I’d like to propose that we start to celebrate the Fourteen Days of Christmas because my birthday, January 8th, is a national holiday. Feel free to take that day off!
PS – Here is a video of the the Price of Christmas — given to us by Scrooge himself — who seems to blame the rising cost of items included in the song The Twelve Day of Christmas on the rise in the American minimum wage. (They always blame labor, don’t they?) I believe we can blame George Bush & the rising cost of oil.