Forget my passive resistance against corporate wellness programs. This is war. I would like to gear up for the event by collecting ideas on how HR can make employees fatter and less productive. More team building events with Krispy Kreme donuts? Fewer fire drills and safety events because evacuating the building burns calories?
You tell me.
We’ll celebrate by ignoring our wellness programs and not walking at lunch on April 29th — and if anyone wants to make a poster for the Punk Rock HR breakroom bulletin board, that would be awesome.