Dudes, John Hollon and I are aligned. We need a Human Resources hero, preferably someone who looks like Kevin Bacon back in the 80s — or maybe Lori Singer with the high-waisted jeans in Footloose.
We need a hero. We’re holding out for a hero till the end of the night. He’s gotta be strong, and he’s got be fast, and he’s gotta be an excellent multitasker with strong communication skills and a minimum 10+ years of HR Generalist experience in a Fortune 500 organization. SPHR preferred.
I’m taking nominations in the comment section below.